Pallor Absentis

Jul 24 2014

(Source: foie, via klefable)

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via thehaunteddreamer)

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via cinnamon-litost-crunch)

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Jul 23 2014
zeekayart:

NANALAN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD THE SIGN IS EVEN COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT SEATBELT IS JUST STUCK ON IT’S NOT GONNA HELP YOU OH GOD

zeekayart:

NANALAN GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TRAFFIC I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD THE SIGN IS EVEN COMING THROUGH THE WINDOW THAT SEATBELT IS JUST STUCK ON IT’S NOT GONNA HELP YOU OH GOD

(via myrtle-snows-melon-baller)

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transfuturist:

unfboy:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

what?

>1/16th Native American
>LOL I’M A POC GUYS

transfuturist:

unfboy:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

what?

>1/16th Native American

>LOL I’M A POC GUYS

(via gettothestabbing)

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Jul 22 2014
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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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