Pallor Absentis

Sep 01 2014

beyonceprivilege:

beyonceprivilege:

i’m in my room with the window open listening to my white dad neighbor and his white dad friend talk about grills and patios

I’m going to close my eyes and pretend i’m on an episode of home improvement and tim allen is my dad

they’re listening to elvis and one dad yelled “hey Steve how do you like your steak?” and Steve yelled “medium rare like it should be!” and all the dads laughed heartily

this is a code and I will break it.

(via klefable)

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Aug 31 2014
denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans, via izaya-ruisu)

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sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

(Source: twibs, via klefable)

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Rude Cakes by Tara Welch

(Source: yzerman, via hijordann)

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Aug 28 2014
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kanyes-wife:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual


'lol what can you do'

kanyes-wife:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

'lol what can you do'

(Source: shovel2, via cinnamon-litost-crunch)

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goatcorporation:

digivolvin:

YEE

i’ve watched this more than 20 times today

(Source: princesshimelda, via fletcher-lee)

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