Pallor Absentis

Aug 21 2014
Aug 19 2014

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via the-cass-master)

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Aug 18 2014

communismkills:

policygal:

Paul Ryan taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, in gif form

Zero flinch.

What a gorgeous man.

This is the power of Republicans.

(Source: missmerewolf)

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Aug 17 2014

winedrunklovers:

why do pop punk bands think they need like 6 opening bands. why? do you guys travel in packs? more people to chip in to order pizza? are you ALL getting out of this town???

(via cinnamon-litost-crunch)

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planktina:

Nothing cheers me up better than Bryan Cranston throwing pizza.

(via lotsofreckles)

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asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via izaya-ruisu)

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puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

(via lotsofreckles)

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gothomophobia:

OMG I WAS JUST SAYING THIS!!!

like WTF so the police force isn’t a part of the big scary government you are scared of? What conservatives view as big power is so inconsistent and ridiculous. 

Because shooting up cops surely wouldn’t cause the police to react even more violently than they already have. Doing that type of thing would be a great way to get all those protestors killed. But nah, we just wanna say we want peaceful protests while demanding a certain portion of our country to come out and kill police. Cause that’s not a contradiction.

(Source: tomasczt, via izaya-ruisu)

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Aug 16 2014
ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad


a-study-in-unicornology

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

a-study-in-unicornology

(via rissafall)

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